The Olympics Are Over!!

The 2008 Summer Olympic games have come to an end.  Thank God.

Everybody have fun tonight.

Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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NASCAR’s Wasted Season

This season of NASCAR is shaping up to be one of the worst ever.  Kyle Busch now has eight wins.  God, it hasn’t been this bad since Rusty Wallace won the Winston Cup.

Kyle Busch makes my ass cramp.

Retired Athletes

Okay……a final word about the almighty Brett Favre……..and Mark Martin…….and everyone else who says they’re going to retire, then they don’t.  We mostly don’t care.  There, I said it.  God save me.

Let’s Impeach Bush

China and the Olympics

Who decided that China should host the Olympics? I’ll bet that guy is shitting his pants right about now. Let’s recap:

• The most protests ever during the running of the torch
• The most protests in country
• The most polluted country in the world
• The most oppressed country in the world
• The country that pretty much owns our economy
• The country that tried to poison our kids with lead toys

God, they’ve got some great take-out food though, don’t they?

Brett Favre Should Let It Go

I am getting tired of all these professional athletes who say they are going to retire, then at the last minute decide they just can’t live without the game.  Brett Favre was a great player for the GBP.  But enough’s enough already.  Have a beer.  Go into coaching or something.  Getting old sucks, but we all manage to make it.

The Mainstream Media is Out of Control

I think we’re really over-analyzing things in the media anymore.  John McCain put out a TV ad that shows Brittney Spears, Paris Hilton, and (gasp) Barack Obama all in the same 30 seconds.  So fucking what?  If you ask me, the only two things this commercial shows is:

• How stupid John McCain and the rest of the Republicans are, and,
• How fucked up this country is to entertain the idea that the best thing to happen to the Democratic party in over 40 years is on the same playing field as the two biggest ding-bats the media likes to focus on anyway.

Take a look at the latest in depth, expert analysis and decide for yourself.  Jesus.

I’ll tell you why those two phallic symbols are placed right at the beginning of that ad……It’s because John McCain wishes he had half the fucking swinging tea bag that Obama does.  It’s because John McCain is afraid that Obama is gonna take out his big black sack and bitch slap his ass back to Arizona.  It’s because John McCain is counting on our stupidity to get himself elected to the White House.  Not gonna happen, Johnny boy.