I Found The Missing Honey Bees

Well, okay, I didn’t really find them.  But I found where they crashed.  A few nights ago while watching the news, there was a story about the dwindling number of honey bees in this country.  Fascinating stuff.  Right.  Apparently, unless we all start to do something, and I mean RIGHT FUCKING NOW, the bees are doomed, you’re doomed, I’m doomed, and it will bee (ha ha ha) the end of the world as we know it.  I don’t think so.  Why?  Because they (the bees) escaped today.  Turns out, the bees were being held against their will in the back of a semi truck. Said truck had a little accident on the highway.  It flipped on its side and all the bees (six million of them) managed to escape.

Thank God.  Well, I’m off to Menards.  They’re having a sale.  I’m stocking up on Raid.